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|name = This Ain't Checkers
 
|name = This Ain't Checkers
 
|image = ThisAin'tCheckers-TBOGT.jpg
 
|image = ThisAin'tCheckers-TBOGT.jpg
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|caption = [[Luis]] in a parachute about to land on a boat
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|caption = [[Luis]] in a parachute about to land on a boat.
 
|game = TBOGT
 
|game = TBOGT
 
|for = [[Mori Kibbutz]]
 
|for = [[Mori Kibbutz]]
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|location = [[Broker]]
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|location = [[Brucie's Executive Lifestyle Autos]], [[BOABO]]
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|target = Come '''first''' in the race
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|target = Win the race
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|fail = [[Wasted]]<br>[[Busted]]<br>[[Mori Kibbutz|Mori]] dies<br>Race lost
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|reward = $1000
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|reward = [[$|$1000]]
 
|unlocks = [[No. 3]]
 
|unlocks = [[No. 3]]
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|unlockedby = [[Kibbutz Number One]] and [[High Dive]]
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|unlockedby = [[Kibbutz Number One]]<br>[[High Dive]]
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Player Busted,
 
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{{Quote|Now listen to me, Luis. I got a wager for you.|[[Mori Kibbutz]]}}
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{{Dialogue|Mori|Now listen to me, Luis. I got a wager for you.|Luis|I ain't having no monster measuring contest with you, bro. I keep telling you I ain't into that creepy shit.| [[Mori Kibbutz]] about to tell [[Luis Lopez]] about his deal}}
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{{Quote|I ain't having no monster measuring contest with you, bro. I keep telling you I ain't into that creepy shit.| [[Luis Lopez]]}}
 
   
 
'''This Ain't Checkers''' is a mission in the episodic content [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], given to the player by [[Mori Kibbutz]].
 
'''This Ain't Checkers''' is a mission in the episodic content [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], given to the player by [[Mori Kibbutz]].
   
 
==Description==
 
==Description==
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Mori explains to Luis that they must go to the [[Higgins Helitours|Algonquin heliport]] to get onboard a helicopter. The two drive to the heliport in Mori's [[Buffalo]], while Mori says that this competition is for "high roller cats" only. Upon arrival, they are given parachutes and are lifted up above South Algonquin and given instructions on the fundamentals of the race.
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Mori explains to Luis that they must go to the [[Higgins Helitours Heliport|Algonquin heliport]] to get onboard a [[Maverick|helicopter]]. The two drive to the heliport in Mori's [[Buffalo]], while Mori says that this competition is for "high roller cats" only. Upon arrival, they are given [[parachute]]s and are lifted up above South Algonquin, receiving instructions on the fundamentals of the race.
   
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Once the cutscene ends, the player must pull the ripcord on the parachute and commandeer a boat idling at the dock below. After reaching a boat, the player must guide the boat through a series of checkpoints until they reach land in [[Westdyke]]. The player must then choose one of four cars, each equipped with [[Nitro|nitro]]. Then skillfully use the nitro to drive to the finish line in [[Middle Park]]. Once the finish line is reached, A cutscene will play, ending with Mori making up excuses for why he lost, going so far as to say someone sabotaged his car.
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Once the cutscene ends, the player must pull the ripcord on the parachute and commandeer a boat idling at the dock below, near [[Happiness Island]]. After reaching a boat, the player must guide the boat through a series of checkpoints until they reach land in [[Westdyke]]. The player must then choose one of four [[Comet|c]][[Bullet GT|a]][[F620|r]][[Buffalo|s]], each equipped with [[Nitro|nitro]] that must be skillfully used to drive to the finish line in [[Middle Park]]. Once the finish line is reached, a cutscene will play, ending with Mori making up excuses for why he lost, going so far as to say someone sabotaged his car.
   
 
==Mission objectives==
 
==Mission objectives==
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In order to complete the mission, the player must:
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*Get in the car.
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*Get in a car.
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*Drive to the finish line.
 
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===<big>'''<span style="color:#c5a112">10</span><span style="color:#da6b31">0% O</span><span style="color:#c51c46">bje</span><span style="color:#8b1954">cti</span><span style="color:#04b9e1">ves</span>'''</big>===
 
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==Video Walkthrough==
 
==Video Walkthrough==
 
[[File:GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission 15 - This Ain't Checkers 100% (1080p)|left|554px]]
 
[[File:GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission 15 - This Ain't Checkers 100% (1080p)|left|554px]]
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
* When freefalling, make sure that you only release the parachute when you're in first place. Pulling the ripcord before being in first place will instantly deny the "Always First" scoring mark.
 
* When freefalling, make sure that you only release the parachute when you're in first place. Pulling the ripcord before being in first place will instantly deny the "Always First" scoring mark.
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*The [[Bullet GT]] waiting at the final portion of the race has a unique lime green colour. After finishing the mission, you can take it to your safehouse to keep.
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*The [[Bullet GT]] waiting at the final portion of the race has a unique lime green colour. After finishing the mission, you can take it to your [[Luis' Apartment|safehouse]] to keep.
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*If you take any other car than the red [[Buffalo]], Mori will be seen driving that car, because it is his car.
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*If you take any other car than the red [[Buffalo]], Mori will be seen driving that car because he owns it.
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*This mission is the only opportunity in the game to get Mori's uniquely red Buffalo without failing the mission.
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* This mission is the second opportunity in the game to get Mori's uniquely red Buffalo without failing the mission. The first chance is on the mission [[Kibbutz Number One]].
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* There is a glitch that will cause the final cutscene be completely skipped if you're reaching the goal with the nitro activated.
   
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Revision as of 19:42, 29 June 2015

Mori: "Now listen to me, Luis. I got a wager for you."
Luis: "I ain't having no monster measuring contest with you, bro. I keep telling you I ain't into that creepy shit."
Mori Kibbutz about to tell Luis Lopez about his deal

This Ain't Checkers is a mission in the episodic content The Ballad of Gay Tony, given to the player by Mori Kibbutz.

Description

Mori explains to Luis that they must go to the Algonquin heliport to get onboard a helicopter. The two drive to the heliport in Mori's Buffalo, while Mori says that this competition is for "high roller cats" only. Upon arrival, they are given parachutes and are lifted up above South Algonquin, receiving instructions on the fundamentals of the race.

Once the cutscene ends, the player must pull the ripcord on the parachute and commandeer a boat idling at the dock below, near Happiness Island. After reaching a boat, the player must guide the boat through a series of checkpoints until they reach land in Westdyke. The player must then choose one of four cars, each equipped with nitro that must be skillfully used to drive to the finish line in Middle Park. Once the finish line is reached, a cutscene will play, ending with Mori making up excuses for why he lost, going so far as to say someone sabotaged his car.

Mission objectives

In order to complete the mission, the player must:

  • Get in the car.
  • Go to the heliport.
  • Get in a boat.
  • Drive to shore.
  • Get in a car.
  • Drive to the finish line.

100% Objectives

Complete the mission in 7:30
Take 0% Damage
Land in one of the boats after freefalling.
Was always in first for the duration of the race.

Video Walkthrough

Trivia

  • When freefalling, make sure that you only release the parachute when you're in first place. Pulling the ripcord before being in first place will instantly deny the "Always First" scoring mark.
  • The Bullet GT waiting at the final portion of the race has a unique lime green colour. After finishing the mission, you can take it to your safehouse to keep.
  • If you take any other car than the red Buffalo, Mori will be seen driving that car because he owns it.
  • This mission is the second opportunity in the game to get Mori's uniquely red Buffalo without failing the mission. The first chance is on the mission Kibbutz Number One.
  • There is a glitch that will cause the final cutscene be completely skipped if you're reaching the goal with the nitro activated.

Navigation

Navigation
[ ve ]Grand Theft Auto series
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The Lost and DamnedJohnny Klebitz | Liberty City | Alderney | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
The Ballad of Gay TonyLuis Fernando Lopez | Liberty City | Alderney | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown WarsHuang Lee | Liberty City | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
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[ ve ]Missions in The Ballad of Gay Tony
IntroductionI Luv LC
Tony Prince
(Gay Tony) GayTony-TBoGT-RadarIcon
Part 1Practice Swing | Chinese Takeout
Part 2Bang Bang | Blog This!... | Frosting on the Cake | Boulevard Baby | ...Blog This! | Not So Fast | Ladies' Night
Part 3Ladies Half Price
Part 4Departure Time *
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Adriana Yanira LopezMomma's Boy
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Yusuf Amir YusufAmir-TBoGT-RadarIcon
Part 1Sexy Time | High Dive | Caught With Your Pants Down
Part 2For the Man Who Has Everything
Mori Kibbutz MoriKibbutz-TBoGT-RadarIconKibbutz Number One | This Ain't Checkers | No. 3
Ray Bulgarin RayBulgarin-TBoGT-RadarIconGoing Deep | Dropping In | In the Crosshairs
Rocco Pelosi RoccoPelosi-TBoGT-RadarIconParty's Over
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Crossover missions:
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