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I mean, what is wrong with people? Everyone in this town has become such a cliché! I'm over all of it, really over it, I mean... there is no one original left, EVERYONE IS INTO THE SAME THINGS: Foreign movies, plad shirts, and facial hair... And authenticity. I'm the original authentic. I was here first, I was here before anyone even knew 'here' was a place. I. Am. Here!
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— Between songs
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It's DJ George and I'm glad I can expose you to this music! Now do your civic duty! Go make fun of somebody for not knowing these bands!
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— Randomly during songs
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Radio Mirror Park. If you have a request, we don't take emails, or bleets, or even phone calls. Get a fountain pen, and some paper and write us a letter. Seal it with wax from your own special seal, make a collage, do something artistic for once! Art is whatever you say it is, especially if you're charging other people for it. But Radio Mirror Park is the ultimate art. Art that disappears a few seconds later, and you could tell your friends how good it was, and they can all wish they were there. That's what fuels irony - envy.
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— Between songs
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We're playing nothing but the music that's too good to be hits!
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— Randomly during songs
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I cannot believe it! Someone stole my bike last week! What's wrong with people? I was just at the farmer's market, trying to find some locally made, organic cat litter. I don't have a cat, I just don't believe in water rights, so I use the stuff myself. It's really freeing. Anyway, the bike, yeah. I was gone, maybe, an hour. I came back, the bike - gone. And before you ask, no, it was not a fixie, I'm not a cliché, don't be ridiculous. It was a penny farthing. That is a bike with meaning.
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— Between songs
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They say "You are what you eat", they also say "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", which reminds me: I'm going to a chef tasting at a famous chef's house tonight, invite only. They're serving braised parakeet crab cakes. Organic, of course.
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— Randomly during songs
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The problem is, I suppose, friends, that when everyone wants to be alternative, then no one is alternative... and when everyone is original in exactly the same way, then no one is very original. and I've been worrying about this a lot and occasionally playing some freeform jazz while thinking about it. I sold my llama farm a long time ago, it was a metaphorical llama farm of course. Very post-irony.
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— Between songs
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Psychedelic pop from Broker, Yeasayer.
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— When Don't Come Close by Yeasayer plays
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A great track from DJ Mehdi.
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— When Lucky Boy (Outlines Remix) by DJ Mehdi plays
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Here we go, some more Toro Y Moi.
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— When New Beat by Toro Y Moi plays
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Let's go chillwave with Toro Y Moi.
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— When So Many Details by Toro Y Moi plays
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Chasing a Little Dragon right now; Crystalfilm.
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— When Crystalfilm by Little Dragon plays
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Truly Alive is the name of the track, from Mitzi.
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— When Truly Alive by Mitzi plays
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We're now playing a track by Jai Paul, called Jasmine.
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— When Jasmine by Jai Paul plays
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Everyday you're a little closer to death, but you have this song to get you through it right now.
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— Randomly during songs
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I'm the urban ninja. You can't stop me, cuz you don't know where I'm going.
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— Randomly during songs
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I'm the urban ninja of cool, and the thing that best defines me is the fact that I'm not a vain self-absorbed, plad shirt and skinny jean-wearing crowd following narcissist. I plow my own furrow. I liked the eighties before you did, and I like it in the right way. I know it sucked, and I know why.
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— Between songs
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Hey, its morning! Let's go and eat at a diner that only serves twats!
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— When playing a song during the morning
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The greatest tracks are right here! I'm DJ George. Got recognized at Grain of Truth this morning; I don't usually shop there, it's too mainstream.
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— Randomly during songs
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Please don't touch that dial. If you don't have a dial because you're streaming this on the web or some other such nonsense, buy a real radio, in a real car, and stop being a real phony, for real.
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— Randomly during songs
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This is DJ George on the home of underground and alternative music; not that I'm either underground or alternative, I'm mainstream now, just like every other fool.
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— Randomly during songs
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God I just love these records; they feel like something I would've written.
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— Randomly during songs
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Good morning, one and all.
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— When playing a song during the morning
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Why is the media so fascinated over how much money the Lifeinvader guys make? None of them have heard this music, i assure you! They probably cry at night.
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— Randomly during songs
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Here's Black Strobe, an electroclash group from Paris... DJ George, and yes, I do know everything.
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— Before Boogie in Zero Gravity by Black Strobe
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Let's get chill with this Kauf track: When You're Out.
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— Before When You're Out by Kauf
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Here's a track that gives us hope in the land of nothing: Always, by Panama.
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— Before Always by Panama
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Niki & The Dove. I love you, guys.
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— Before The Drummer by Niki & The Dove
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This track is In Real Life, The Ruby Suns.
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— Before In Real Life by The Ruby Suns
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They call themselves The Chain Gang Of 1974. Here we go.
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— Before Sleepwalking by The Chain Gang Of 1974
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Here's some electro-synth rock from right here in Los Santos: Battle Tapes.
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— Before Feel The Same by Battle Tapes
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Here's a track i did called Shooting Holes.
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— Before Shooting Holes by Twin Shadow
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It's DJ George! Don't follow me on Lifeinvader, it sucks the life out of you.
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— Randomly during songs
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God, i just love existential language! And quite frankly, who doesn't these days? Remember, i got that first. I was suffering, while you were still happy.
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— Randomly during songs
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You're listening to Radio Mirror Park, which means you're either a tryhard or someone far into the future, just re-discovering this on an old playlist somewhere. So those of you from the future, i welcome you. Those who are tryhards from the present, turn over. Listen to something more inkeeping with your demographic. I give up wearing antique denim, okay? I'm not one of you, it's over!
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— Between songs
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My god, i can't stand you people! I'm not even gonna give you a name! You know who you are, and you know what you are, even though you all try to deny it. Oh, not me. I just happen to be in the waxed mustaches and looking like a street urchin from Charles Dickens, it's over! Move on! The party has been shut down, and your name was never on the list!
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— Between songs
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I'm not one of you. You wanna be like me. There's a difference, you see? A big difference, i'm the person people like you follow. I am authentic, and that's why i'm selling my place at Mirror Park to someone just like you, and no. I won't tell you where i'm moving next.
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— Between songs
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This is Radio Mirror Park, broadcasting nothing but music you'll wanna pretend you discovered. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me, i protect my sources too. And i'm a hundred percent localfore about everything.
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— Between songs
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Hey, where'd you get that antique plad shirt? None of your business. Where'd you get that hand-pressed tofu? At a a shop called none of your business. What about that amazing creamy-fresh mozarella? From a humanely raised, emotionally stable local buffalo i know, called NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS. These are my choices, people! Make your own!
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— Between songs
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I'm gonna check out this fantastic performance art piece later, where a group of people in black onesies take a part of an antique typewriter, they eat each piece, defecate it out, and put it back together and type a letter to future generations. Really original stuff you probably wouldn't comprehend. You're on Radio Mirror Park, we're miles ahead of the music industry. Once these bands make it big, it is over!
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— Between songs
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I can't bare the idea of genetically modified fruit, despite the fact that i am allowing a smart phone and computer to digitally and genetically modify my life into a place where i pay attention to nothing, and constantly interrupted, and never devote my attention to anything for more than thirty seconds. What was i saying? Oh yeah. Tofu Crab Cake recipe.
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— Between songs
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I don't follow anyone on Lifeinvader. I don't follow anyone period, and neither should you. Why be a follower, when you can be out there on your own, in the desert of life, rapting your own self-loathing, battling binges of going slightly too far with the drink and the drugs, carrying a lunch box, using a cane and wearing a top hat, and a unique suit? People wouldn't remember you. You're one of a kind.
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— Between songs
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Listen to some important messages about products i don't want.
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— Between ending songs for commercial breaks
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Advertising doesn't work on me, but it should work on you.
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— Between ending songs for commercial breaks
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There's nothing more true, more honest and more american... than commercials.
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— Between ending songs for commercial breaks
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Let's take a break.
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— Between ending songs for commercial breaks
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You're listening to DJ George on the most mentally and environmentally polluted city in America. We win! You lose, flied over states!
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— Randomly during songs
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My name is DJ George and NO. We're not gonna be friends. You wouldn't like me.
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— Randomly during songs
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DJ George here reminding you: you never wanna be the smartest person in the room. You surround yourself by smart people, write down their ideas and sell them as your own; that is capitalism.
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— Randomly during songs
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Thanks so much for joining me. My god, are you still smoking cigarettes? Wait, they're vintage cartons you bought on an auction site? Good for you! Nothing from the past can hurt.
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— Randomly during songs
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Rock and roll might be dead, but let's just keep examining its rotten corpse. I'm your grave robbering chief, DJ George.
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— Randomly during songs
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You're listening to George! Nothing but real music, played by real people who didn't win in Fame Or Shame!
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— Randomly during songs
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This is music that i'm jail-breaking so that it's free! Free to experience like all art should be! So the creators go mad on drugs and cut off an ear for lack of support!
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— Randomly during songs
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This is DJ George keeping the flame alive in the city that taste forgot.
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— Randomly during song
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Isn't it terrible to hear about the storm and flood in Liberty City? I mean, to think of all those old bicycles and fedoras just washing away.
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— Randomly during songs
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We got some fantastic music you've never heard before coming up very soon. Don't touch the dial.
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— Randomly during songs
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Whatever you're doing, just remember, i did it first. And that's why you're doing it now.
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— Randomly during songs
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Hey, it's DJ George; just to be clear, my mustache is not ironic. I'm overaligned. For ever.
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— Randomly during songs