For some wonderful reasons, Wikia, sorry Fandom's wonderfully wonderful apps of popular wikis just aren't enough.
Number 1 - Links
Well, seems they got the layout sorted, well, we'll come onto that later, shame they didn't think so much about links.
Number 2 - Picture Loading
As if it wasn't painful enough downloading the app, it turns out pictures that are inserted as
[[File: take 1 million years longer to load than regular galleries. Fantastic. Don't worry, we have some logic - 3 pictures in a row load into galleries automatically, and load instantly, so yep, it takes longer to load less pictures.
Number 3 - That thing called 'align'.
So now your wonderful pictures have loaded, why is it in a funny place?
Number 4 - Tabular Miracles
Good luck working out the fields of tables in templates. TURNS out the app loves templates, a lot.
Number 5 - 'Files are "Articles"'
'(Rear quarter view)'? 'See this image'? Don't even dare.