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The Milkman

aka Kenneth Cummings

310 Edits since joining this wiki
September 29, 2011
  • I live in AMERICA!
  • I was born on November 21
  • My occupation is aspiring writer
  • I am a cyborg, but that's OK.
  • The Milkman

    I love Grand Theft Auto Online. I really do. I've spent a lot of time with it, and I love what Rockstar has set out to do. Sadly, they're also ruining it. The mission system is becoming progressively more broken with each patch. Everything in the game is driven by money, yet missions are little more than a waste of time, for a few reasons.

    As someone who's looking for a fun cooperative experience with a few friends, Grand Theft Auto Online can be an exercise in disappointment. Everyone has their preferences. Some like racing, others prefer deathmatches, etc., and they're more-or-less accommodated. If you're the type who likes co-op missions, you'll likely be getting the short end of the stick. This isn't because missions weren't given any att…

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  • The Milkman

    Grand Theft Auto Online is a blast. It's by far one of the best multiplayer experiences in a long while, but despite it's massive potential, it's also one of the most frustrating. The online aspect of Grand Theft Auto V is quite large in scale, so I can understand a few hiccups here and there. However, the problems with this multiplayer mode goes beyond a few technical glitches and oversights, to the point wherein I begin wondering if half of it was built by the interns, and exactly how much thought was actually put into a lot of it.

    This is a small, pesky thing, but it becomes more and more annoying, especially when you just want to play with friends. Several times now, I've ended up killing-or been killed by-my crew members. It's something t…

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  • The Milkman

    Grand Theft Auto V is a game that was followed by unprecedented levels of hype. It's a return to the state of San Andreas, with all the bells and whistles of Grand Theft Auto IV. It has wide open wilderness, a huge city, and a map bigger than any other game in the franchise. Hell, it's bigger than the observable universe, if Reddit is to be believed. Point is, there was a lot of hype building up to this game. Does it deliver?

    Unlike other Grand Theft Auto games, Grand Theft Auto V gets straight to the point. You start off with a bank robbery, which acts as a quick run-through of all the mechanics. This sets up the basic premise of the plot, and touches upon the character relationships. It also establishes two of the playable characters, Michael an…

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  • The Milkman

    Playing Grand Theft Auto V has already sparked some wild fantasies about what I hope online will be like. How much of it will turn out to be true? Probably not much of it, but it's still a fun discussion. Here are a few ideas.

    After drinking in Trevor's Trailer for the first time, I immediately wanted to do something like that in GTA Online. The idea of being able to sit around and drink a few (virtual) beers with a few (virtual) buddies really appeals to me. I mean, you can share a bong, so why not?

    Of course, just drinking isn't enough. Who's gonna supply that beer? With all the convenience stores dotting San Andreas, It'd make for a lot of fun times if we could go on a beer run. Not only does this give the player more expenses on which to s…

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  • The Milkman

    The best part about the Grand Theft Auto series is the ability to freely explore a wide open world and take part in truly epic moments. Because I have nothing better to do, I decided to list some of these moments, for all those who really don't care.

    Mutliplayer in Grand Theft Auto IV is about one thing: hunting down and ruthlessly murdering random people. Thus, I took to the skies in search of prey. As I was flying over the Humboldt River, I noticed something the piqued my interest: three players seemingly helpless in the water. As my bullets riddled the water, they scattered and eventually managed to climb atop a piece of wood. One of them brandished an RPG, took aim, and killed me with one well-placed shot. Rage burning inside of me, I l…

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