whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com is a website accessible in Grand Theft Auto IV, The Lost and Damned, and The Ballad of Gay Tony. It's a parody of the real life website named www.stufftheydontwantyoutoknow.com.
The site has a layout similar to a forum where users can post information (similar to that of craplist.net, another website in GTA IV and its expansions). The website has several maps of locations of items, missions, and vehicles (although the actual usefulness of the maps varies - for example, the Flying Rats map only gives approximate locations and will show multiple targets in one location but not explain where, while the weapons map doesn't indicate what weapons are located where). The site also has a section on cheats on the cell phone. The site does not update itself as the player progresses through the storyline and is not changed in the episodes. The URL can be fairly tedious to type in using the onscreen keyboard (remember the in-game Internet requires URLs to include "www." too), but an email with a link to the site is sent after game completion.
|Plague of pigeons in the city.||BirdNerd|
|The hidden weapons that the mayor wants you to find.||LibertyLove|
|Health is a gift from space.|
Worship the worm.
|Sick freaks to avoid.||SaneJane|
|Make sure you've got armor.|
Be ready to fight the Aliens!
Stevie's Car Thefts
|Text Message Cars. I know you're all crazy, but are you crazy enough to take some cars?||Stevie|
Window Cleaning Platforms
|Government spying with Window Cleaning Platforms.||TheAuditor||N/A|
|Fun with friends.||EddieLow|
Unique Stunt Jumps
|Jump to a new level of spirituality.||Trooth|