Woody's Topless Bar is a bar with topless women/dancers as employees, which is located in the Red Light District, Portland Island, Liberty City. The bar has been in the Red Light District for an unknown time period, but at least since 1998 (the setting of GTA Liberty City Stories). The bar is directly across the street from the Luigi's Sex Club 7, known as Paulie's Revue Bar in 1998. The bar is one of the destinations that pedestrians go to when doing the taxi side mission on Portland Island in Grand Theft Auto III. The name likely derives from the term "wood", a slang term for erection.
It can also be seen in The Introduction of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, while CJ is trying to steal some cars, but the doors are locked. Strangely, all but one of the cars, a Bobcat, seen in this cutscene are not in GTA III, GTA Advance, or GTA LCS.
- The name "Woody" is likely a reference to the slang term for a male erection.